Micro forts are so 10 minutes ago, viva la gigante!

Whoever said micro forts were the latest and greatest when it came to forts was clearly drinking the sustainable kool-aid a little too much. The real cutting edge fort is the sprawling fort that takes up the whole living room. Like having four kids and the huge SUV this fort is the status symbol that says “I am leaving my mark on this world!” Micro forts are for hippies and poor people but to have enough blankets for a giant fort you are showing that not only do have the wealth necessary for such a monster fort, but that you know how to spend that money. So when you’re ready to Pump your fort up, Hans and Frans style give us a call and we will be sure to repurpose that sissy micro fort in the the dog house that it was clearly modeled after!

  1 comment for “Micro forts are so 10 minutes ago, viva la gigante!

  1. 01/25/2011 at 8:07 am

    I’d have to agree Sir. The awesomeness of a fort is positively correlated to it’s size. Bring the big!

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